Voicemail Poetry

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AI threatens to reinvent what society will look like. Not because it's going to take over the world like a sci-fi dystopian thriller. It's because it can synthesis massive amount of data, make decisions and never needs to sleep. Add in corporates collecting masses more information about the world (and us) than ever before combined with the rise in biometric information gathering. I agree with Yuval Noah Harari - this is different.

In the mean time it can still be shit at tasks and funny. Recently my phone app started translating voice messages so I could read them rather than having to listen to them - well that was the idea. I give you - Voicemail Poetry.

NB - This is as close as I will get to letting AI get anywhere near my writing!

Eligible and not pretty

I hate this
Is Elizabeth missing?
If I want you to let you know that?
Skin on hand
To have
Eligible and not pretty
Sure, how it happened.
It was fun after the shower
So you know I thought I just let you know
I'm to know what's happening
Then we could dressing on her arm.
That is my building
And shit she doesn't dressing on her arm
Other than that, it's not a major one

Pirate Skin

It was Pirate
Pirate skin
So just actually actually
You thought it was left
If it was going to be retention
Definitely was just an option
To be considered
Anyway, thanks so much
For no no no panic…

Messages

That this will record and transcribe
So I'm leaving your message.
We.
That she …
She can see it honestly
The things one has to do to make something happen
Even when I feel like I just need to go to sleep.

Give us

Give us a call
We can talk about windsuits
Have a lovely rest your day

Straight straight

He from ee
From LP
One of your colleagues has a so through tomorrow
Thursday at straight straight
Either cool now as well
Yeah

That I See

If see if the visit day
We could get that
For you to make a booking
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